Friday, June 30, 2006

power of Kong

yeeeeeessssh, KongQuble wins it for the team.

more aobut KongQuble and its founding fathers soon.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

wind water sun

i give up for bio. 3huge binded stacks of notes to go through and i'm done with only 3/4 of the middle stack. no use burning the midnight oil. gonna be wasted effort when i get so sleepy and nothing gets into my head even though i may be 'looking' at the notes. law of marginal returns.

no sleep, no function. so i shall draw upon the wise teachings of china to guide me through these difficult times.




sturdy rock stands strong immovable

forceful rain and punishing wind do no harm

but gentle water and flowing stream

weather rock away

day by day

be like the water, my young one,

and flow without form,

hit the shit out of the rock (bio)

bit by bit.

-KongQuble

the expanse of water holds volume enough to beat the shit out of bio.

but force, coupled with flowing grace, shall beat the shit out of bio even more.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

checks

materials, check, a long long time ago.

instructions on what to do with it, check, today when i realized i'm gonna fail my tests.

where to start, check, today, after that wake up call.

when to start, still checking.

i need time to digest.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

oooooooooooooh...

ooooooooh GP is tomorrow.

my friend asked me how to do a Physics question and i bravely said i was 'S' Paper student.

ooooh i didn't know how to do it.

oooooh i'm playing com now.

oooooooh i'm not surprised if i'm gonna fail my tests.

oooooh i'm dead.

Monday, June 19, 2006

i'm a matttt

salah alamak! i thought school holidays end 31june la. but alamak, they don't follow lunar calendar la. lunar calendar for us mats, everyday sunday 1. but only different sundays of the month. alamak, i thought this month got 31sundays la! haha.

so, got problem la! 31sundays suddenly cut short to 21sundays! 31sundays - 1week = 21sundays. so alamak, here's when the problem comes in. i planned my 31sundays so beautifully already. 1st week of sundays, go china. note to self, bring vacuum pack mutton rations for 1week if not i die there. 2nd week, well deserved rest from 1 whole year of slacking la. then last 2weeks, open the books to prepare to score! goals for block test 2.

then suddenly, ALAMAK! where did my 1week of sundays go to? it's alright if you suddenly find one week of sundays missing. at most stay at home ALAMAKING for 1day la! but problem la. N.S. checkup i put on the missing sunday week! DOUBLE ALAMAK! so how la? that missing sunday week, turns out to be test week! TRIPLE ALAMAK! how you tell me?

ahhh... never mind, bandai me call them up and talk to them laaaa... so we talk to them phone and we alamak together, them presto! they changed my date for me. ok boleh, so problem solved.

now still DOUBLE ALAMAK! just now from TRIPLE reduced to DOUBLE. why? ALAMAK still got test la! and the missing 1week of sundays still missing.

normally test no problem for me la, but this time i think i spent too much time passed out after passing out from too much guitar music.

when you have music man, your life is music.

so i play play and play guitar until i forgot the time. but never mind what, all sundays. but now, weekends gonna end soon.

habis la.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

health is wealth

i just came back from swimming. damn, i feel healthy! haha. luckily i wasn't accosted by gays in the pool or in the changing room. some guys just have all the luck and i hate it when it's me. haha.

the kiddy idiot wants to run and swim everyday. run in the morning and swim in the afternoon. however, 2 reservations:

1)she doesn't want to grow muscles
2)she doesn't want to grow black

i tell her go and die.

haha and knowing the limits of the human body and also knowming myself and my willpower to fight laziness, i told her i'll only swim in the afternoon. so she said she'll wake up at 6a.m. and run but she'll need me to give her morning call.

wow so loving huh? wanna hear my voice 1st thing in the morning. haha but you realise i myself have difficulty waking up at all, and waking up for no good reason (giving you morning call) at that? haha.

swimming in the afternoon. a very self sacrificing thought. a healthy living thought that will most probably not be realised.

but still i feel healthy for thinking healthy thoughts!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

flight

hmmm come to think of it, i'm damn happy that the flight to and from china was a transit flight. hahaha i love planes and i think the best part of the whole ride is when the plane takes off or lands.

super cool! imagine so many tonnes of aluminium, kersosene and human and ariline food lifting off from the ground. imagine going at almost 300km/hour and you don't even feel it! the roar the engines! woohoo man...

so, a transit flight means more take offs and landings! yay! haha other than take off and landing, turbulence is quite fun too! no wonder my neighbour likes it so much too. haha bouncing up and down in air. hmmm but i don't think it'll be that fun if the aircraft just bounces down down down down... haha.

oh random agian but on the return flight on the descent, i think the bloody pilot/stewardess were fucking or something like that, so they somehow hit the pressure switch and messed up the pressure. haha but damn pain la the ear! haha i thought it was gonna burst anytime man. imagine me manning the controls and increasing and decreasing the pressure. haha i think the plane will explode la! haha.

alright off to sleep!

let's you and i...

'take a shot a jesus. if he doesn't work, i'm sure the devil will take you back.' - taken from a friend's nick.

my initial reaction was FUCK YOU!

what's it trying to say? if i don't subscribe to your religion, i'm doomed to eternal damnnation shit? FUCK! and i bet people like you will be getting angry and saying i'm anti-Cxxxxt. and what's my problem? my problem is that i don't believe in life after death and you're going, 'neh neh nenny poo poo, i'm getting lotsa sweets after i die and you're just gonna get fucked in the ass.' oh fuck you.

and you'll say i'm scared. oh shuddup, you people have all the couter arguments compiled in a book just up your sleeve. the worst thing is, you hide behind a shroud of holiness.

but what to do? you're my friend. just that you've been white washed by the huge evil money-laundering corporation which has so grotesquely twisted the meaning of faith.

i hate these type of corporations and the people they breed. oooooh i'm in it and i'ma coooool. you're not? ooooooh how unlucky. how about joining us for a little R&R? consumerism i tell you. totally deviated from the true meaning.

somehow, i prefer the traditional Sunday mass, the type you read in story books. boring sessions yes, but they have faith. nowadays, with all the rock bands and activities 'to attract and make it more appealing to youths', you can't bloody be sure if the people there are posers or true believers. for these organisations, i'm compelled to think it's the latter.

sadly enough, it's people and organisations like these that make the headlines and also the majority. you don't see the true believers (who aren't hypocrites, who don't go around saying, 'you're not part of my FAMILY? oh you're damned.') as who they are until they tell you. you wouldn't know that their faith is entrenched deep in their hearts. they keep their personal friend private. those are the people i respect, both individually and religiously.

PISS ON YOU hypocrites!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

fuck blogger

what the fuck! i wasted so much time painstakingly posting about 100photos 5photos at one time and out comes just 1 stupid post which can hold a maximum of 10photos!

bloody hell i was happily uploading and didn't realise anything was amiss until i saw so few photos which were definitely not worth my 45mins! bloody hell

screw u blogger! i'm not gonna post anymore.

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it's very weird how come weird things happen to my friends at the same time.

cow got a mysterious phone call by someone claiming to be someone from her class but there's no such person. but he knows her name and number. wow.

rhino got a phone call in the middle of the night. she didn't know the person also so she shut the phone. after awhile she woke up to find the phone still switched on. hmmm...

i think someone will call me next and ask me why i didn' go choir.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

go China go!

reached singapore at about 0330 and reached home at 0500. wow by the time i had unpacked, it was almost 0545 already. haha time to go to school! luckily it's a sunday so i slept till now at 1000.

china was amazing. i think have the accent speaking chinese already. haha.

the trip was a cascade of emotions, at least for me, but i think i speak the same for the others. we had boring sightseeing on the 1st day, then memorable and unforgettable time for the next 2days bonding with our class at Ji Nan's version of a JC. then, time to part and take a 5hour bus ride to tai an to see tai shan (mount tai. haha.). or was it to see the confucius village? whatever the case, tai shan was spectacular because it is tall for 1 thing and it is huge for another. C.V. was a bloody huge tourist trap. fucking lots of shops earning tourist money but the scenery was nice. can't get the greenery back in singapore. 2nd last day was spent in qing dao (green island). foggy weather there and it's damn cold. now i understand why homeless people can freeze to death. we climbed lao shao. holy shit it's spectacular. the tour guide told us that this mountain, though shorter than tai sha, was more heavenly to behold because there's water features. like the chinese phrase 'you shan you shui'. really nice scenery with chunks of rock towering over you. then there's also the dam that looks useless from afar but it bloody holds back tons of water. haha damn nice since we all are mountain bumpkins. wait, we can't be mountain bumpkins. city urchins, more likely.

alright i'll talk about segments of the trip soon; it's too selfish not to share the learning points.

photos up soon. damn while people are complaining about lack of memeory space, i'm complaining i have a thousand shots left. haha