so much for security

Vandals Rock School in the Central/North/ToaPayoh area

yesterday, an aspiring to be top5 JC school inthe Central/North/ToaPayoh area was rocked by a series of vadalism acts. the incidents happened in broad daylight sometime around lunch hour and were carefully executed to coincide with the security guard saboh singh's lunch hour.

the security guard, saboh singh discovered the most destructive of vandalism acts at about half past noon during his numerous yearly patrols around the school. that by itself, is amazing because the occasion where he decides to wake up from his nap is the occasion where vandals sturck.

said saboh singh, 'i normally sit in my cosy corner in some secluded part of the school, taking a well deserved nap and out of sight of anybody. all part of the plan, of course, so that would-be criminals will be lured into a false sense of security. today, i had a very pressing spider sense to make a patrol. as expected, i found one of the shutters to the staircase totally destroyed.'

the extent of the damage was not immediately revealed by the school for fears of more vandalism acts on their cheap and more of inconvenient instead of deterring shutters.

however, a student, who spoke on condition of anonyimouutoureoreru, described the description given by saboh singh as inaccurate.

'he is a frequent liar and totally unrealiable. many a times, i have caught him sleeping under the coconut tree. and he refuses to open the gate to let students out, causing great incovenience,' said the student.

'the shutters were totally smashed in and you would not have thought for a moment that tehy were made of metal. the metal was rammed inwards and the bottom was totally ripped from its moorings. on checking, the metal shutters were just like clothes hanging from the line and waving harmlessly in the wind. the illusion that it was made of sturdy metal was quickly dispelled once the thickness of the shutters were assertained,' continued the student.

'now i know how to get home fast.'

another student, who also spoke on condition of anonymooeurdsfsdfhd for fear of repercussions by the 'tyranic school authorities', said, 'this (the vandalisms) has definitely come about because of growing frustrations at the school. they keep us locked in, like animals in the zoo and the only was out to the mrt is to take a huge walk around the world.'

when this reporter visited the site of the vandalism, he saw for himself the extent of their suffering. students were climbing over the high fences, risking being electrocuted or breaking a few limbs at the least.

it seems that the vandalism is not about to stop soon, judging from the inconvenience which will lead to increasing frustrations.

-leon