Friday, June 30, 2006

power of Kong

yeeeeeessssh, KongQuble wins it for the team.

more aobut KongQuble and its founding fathers soon.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

wind water sun

i give up for bio. 3huge binded stacks of notes to go through and i'm done with only 3/4 of the middle stack. no use burning the midnight oil. gonna be wasted effort when i get so sleepy and nothing gets into my head even though i may be 'looking' at the notes. law of marginal returns.

no sleep, no function. so i shall draw upon the wise teachings of china to guide me through these difficult times.




sturdy rock stands strong immovable

forceful rain and punishing wind do no harm

but gentle water and flowing stream

weather rock away

day by day

be like the water, my young one,

and flow without form,

hit the shit out of the rock (bio)

bit by bit.

-KongQuble

the expanse of water holds volume enough to beat the shit out of bio.

but force, coupled with flowing grace, shall beat the shit out of bio even more.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

checks

materials, check, a long long time ago.

instructions on what to do with it, check, today when i realized i'm gonna fail my tests.

where to start, check, today, after that wake up call.

when to start, still checking.

i need time to digest.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

oooooooooooooh...

ooooooooh GP is tomorrow.

my friend asked me how to do a Physics question and i bravely said i was 'S' Paper student.

ooooh i didn't know how to do it.

oooooh i'm playing com now.

oooooooh i'm not surprised if i'm gonna fail my tests.

oooooh i'm dead.

Monday, June 19, 2006

i'm a matttt

salah alamak! i thought school holidays end 31june la. but alamak, they don't follow lunar calendar la. lunar calendar for us mats, everyday sunday 1. but only different sundays of the month. alamak, i thought this month got 31sundays la! haha.

so, got problem la! 31sundays suddenly cut short to 21sundays! 31sundays - 1week = 21sundays. so alamak, here's when the problem comes in. i planned my 31sundays so beautifully already. 1st week of sundays, go china. note to self, bring vacuum pack mutton rations for 1week if not i die there. 2nd week, well deserved rest from 1 whole year of slacking la. then last 2weeks, open the books to prepare to score! goals for block test 2.

then suddenly, ALAMAK! where did my 1week of sundays go to? it's alright if you suddenly find one week of sundays missing. at most stay at home ALAMAKING for 1day la! but problem la. N.S. checkup i put on the missing sunday week! DOUBLE ALAMAK! so how la? that missing sunday week, turns out to be test week! TRIPLE ALAMAK! how you tell me?

ahhh... never mind, bandai me call them up and talk to them laaaa... so we talk to them phone and we alamak together, them presto! they changed my date for me. ok boleh, so problem solved.

now still DOUBLE ALAMAK! just now from TRIPLE reduced to DOUBLE. why? ALAMAK still got test la! and the missing 1week of sundays still missing.

normally test no problem for me la, but this time i think i spent too much time passed out after passing out from too much guitar music.

when you have music man, your life is music.

so i play play and play guitar until i forgot the time. but never mind what, all sundays. but now, weekends gonna end soon.

habis la.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

health is wealth

i just came back from swimming. damn, i feel healthy! haha. luckily i wasn't accosted by gays in the pool or in the changing room. some guys just have all the luck and i hate it when it's me. haha.

the kiddy idiot wants to run and swim everyday. run in the morning and swim in the afternoon. however, 2 reservations:

1)she doesn't want to grow muscles
2)she doesn't want to grow black

i tell her go and die.

haha and knowing the limits of the human body and also knowming myself and my willpower to fight laziness, i told her i'll only swim in the afternoon. so she said she'll wake up at 6a.m. and run but she'll need me to give her morning call.

wow so loving huh? wanna hear my voice 1st thing in the morning. haha but you realise i myself have difficulty waking up at all, and waking up for no good reason (giving you morning call) at that? haha.

swimming in the afternoon. a very self sacrificing thought. a healthy living thought that will most probably not be realised.

but still i feel healthy for thinking healthy thoughts!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

flight

hmmm come to think of it, i'm damn happy that the flight to and from china was a transit flight. hahaha i love planes and i think the best part of the whole ride is when the plane takes off or lands.

super cool! imagine so many tonnes of aluminium, kersosene and human and ariline food lifting off from the ground. imagine going at almost 300km/hour and you don't even feel it! the roar the engines! woohoo man...

so, a transit flight means more take offs and landings! yay! haha other than take off and landing, turbulence is quite fun too! no wonder my neighbour likes it so much too. haha bouncing up and down in air. hmmm but i don't think it'll be that fun if the aircraft just bounces down down down down... haha.

oh random agian but on the return flight on the descent, i think the bloody pilot/stewardess were fucking or something like that, so they somehow hit the pressure switch and messed up the pressure. haha but damn pain la the ear! haha i thought it was gonna burst anytime man. imagine me manning the controls and increasing and decreasing the pressure. haha i think the plane will explode la! haha.

alright off to sleep!

let's you and i...

'take a shot a jesus. if he doesn't work, i'm sure the devil will take you back.' - taken from a friend's nick.

my initial reaction was FUCK YOU!

what's it trying to say? if i don't subscribe to your religion, i'm doomed to eternal damnnation shit? FUCK! and i bet people like you will be getting angry and saying i'm anti-Cxxxxt. and what's my problem? my problem is that i don't believe in life after death and you're going, 'neh neh nenny poo poo, i'm getting lotsa sweets after i die and you're just gonna get fucked in the ass.' oh fuck you.

and you'll say i'm scared. oh shuddup, you people have all the couter arguments compiled in a book just up your sleeve. the worst thing is, you hide behind a shroud of holiness.

but what to do? you're my friend. just that you've been white washed by the huge evil money-laundering corporation which has so grotesquely twisted the meaning of faith.

i hate these type of corporations and the people they breed. oooooh i'm in it and i'ma coooool. you're not? ooooooh how unlucky. how about joining us for a little R&R? consumerism i tell you. totally deviated from the true meaning.

somehow, i prefer the traditional Sunday mass, the type you read in story books. boring sessions yes, but they have faith. nowadays, with all the rock bands and activities 'to attract and make it more appealing to youths', you can't bloody be sure if the people there are posers or true believers. for these organisations, i'm compelled to think it's the latter.

sadly enough, it's people and organisations like these that make the headlines and also the majority. you don't see the true believers (who aren't hypocrites, who don't go around saying, 'you're not part of my FAMILY? oh you're damned.') as who they are until they tell you. you wouldn't know that their faith is entrenched deep in their hearts. they keep their personal friend private. those are the people i respect, both individually and religiously.

PISS ON YOU hypocrites!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

fuck blogger

what the fuck! i wasted so much time painstakingly posting about 100photos 5photos at one time and out comes just 1 stupid post which can hold a maximum of 10photos!

bloody hell i was happily uploading and didn't realise anything was amiss until i saw so few photos which were definitely not worth my 45mins! bloody hell

screw u blogger! i'm not gonna post anymore.

photos










?

it's very weird how come weird things happen to my friends at the same time.

cow got a mysterious phone call by someone claiming to be someone from her class but there's no such person. but he knows her name and number. wow.

rhino got a phone call in the middle of the night. she didn't know the person also so she shut the phone. after awhile she woke up to find the phone still switched on. hmmm...

i think someone will call me next and ask me why i didn' go choir.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

go China go!

reached singapore at about 0330 and reached home at 0500. wow by the time i had unpacked, it was almost 0545 already. haha time to go to school! luckily it's a sunday so i slept till now at 1000.

china was amazing. i think have the accent speaking chinese already. haha.

the trip was a cascade of emotions, at least for me, but i think i speak the same for the others. we had boring sightseeing on the 1st day, then memorable and unforgettable time for the next 2days bonding with our class at Ji Nan's version of a JC. then, time to part and take a 5hour bus ride to tai an to see tai shan (mount tai. haha.). or was it to see the confucius village? whatever the case, tai shan was spectacular because it is tall for 1 thing and it is huge for another. C.V. was a bloody huge tourist trap. fucking lots of shops earning tourist money but the scenery was nice. can't get the greenery back in singapore. 2nd last day was spent in qing dao (green island). foggy weather there and it's damn cold. now i understand why homeless people can freeze to death. we climbed lao shao. holy shit it's spectacular. the tour guide told us that this mountain, though shorter than tai sha, was more heavenly to behold because there's water features. like the chinese phrase 'you shan you shui'. really nice scenery with chunks of rock towering over you. then there's also the dam that looks useless from afar but it bloody holds back tons of water. haha damn nice since we all are mountain bumpkins. wait, we can't be mountain bumpkins. city urchins, more likely.

alright i'll talk about segments of the trip soon; it's too selfish not to share the learning points.

photos up soon. damn while people are complaining about lack of memeory space, i'm complaining i have a thousand shots left. haha

Sunday, May 28, 2006

check your mail part 2

hahahahaha i hope u're idiot enough to check this space again. if you do, means i'm good. haha. chec your mail again. the plane didn't come. haha

Saturday, May 27, 2006

flying, flying, flown.

i'm taking off in less than 12hours! it's 7pm now and finally the excitement is getting to me. i wasn't kept on my toes the past week because of things like bio SPA. made me lose track of time man...

just reached home after spending time with the idiot. wow it seems as if i'm going away real long but i'm sure we gonna miss each other. haha she did things she wouldn't have done normally... which i find will only make me miss her more. haha.

love her.

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

There's so many times
I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing

Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again

check ur mail

idiot if u're reading this, check your mail.

Friday, May 26, 2006

off to china

wow it's just tmr. ok it's 2days from now technically, but who's gonna count that extra 2hours from midnight?

so fast and i'm going china! for 7days... wow. dunno what to expect there. maybe i can meet the guy who conned my phone? then i'll con his pants off him. haha.

7days. wow gonna miss her.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

one week

the past week has been a really enjoyable one, starting all the way from sunday.

went for our 1st concert together and wow! we're like the earliest among our school people. 2nd was this male teacher whose sexuality was in debate who came with a 'friend'. after that night, i know there's no debate anymore because his 'friend' was a distinguished looking man about 10years his senior. bloody hell both of them have the gay look la! and it's almost like hollywood where the saggy old man get a young hot girlfriend, only thing is that now, you have a younger but not hot BOYfriend. hahahaha i was betting with idiot if they'll kiss during the performance. hahahahaha during the intermission, we saw them having a chat over a juice. damn they didn't hold hands. haha too bad we couldn't spend more time because it was getting damn late.

and no choir practices until thursday! great! but of all days, they chose thursday. bloody hell. anyway we had performance on thursday. some publicity stint. was really nervous making the announcement in front of all the j2s. hmmm but at least the reception we got from them was very warm and welcoming. too bad the shitty fucking mad chemist had to be an anti climax. i really want to slap him in the balls, if they ever grow at all. fucking piece of shit. he was making some announcement before our performance. i asked kakkak if it was him. yeah general consensus was a yes and we couldn't be bothered. but what got us bothered was when we heard 'choir'. oh fuck! that piece of shit didn't even give us any warning at all! fuck him that pussy. there was a mad scrambled backstage as everyone got into positions. the garbage outside continued time wasting in an attempt to salvage the situtation by forcing information about our concert in his shitty ways. gets people real pissed and he should have just shut up. haha it's damn funny because it gives the people impression that the choir doensn't back him up at all and make him look like a fool. well we finally got on stage, no thanks to shit face and sang. the sound was good and there were lotsa support. then announcement by me! yaya not too bad i hope. haha.

then choir practise later in the evening. fuck fuck why of all days they wanna put it there? such a special occasion and i couldn't even thank the idiot properly for making such a wonderful effort in making the gift. really beautiful. haha...

and friday, the idiot had camp till sat. i went to the children's home for CIP again. this time they were really really uncooperative, mainly because they didn't get to play com because of us. 6 children only. haha one of the boy was really really pissed about it and kept cursing us. it's really damn frustrating to talk to them because they're so hostile. even talking to the wall will have some response in the form of echos. but luckily they warmed up later on. but 2girls were really shitty. rebellious and uncooperative and really feel like slapping them. oh well, be an ah lian all u want. the other 2girls were really nice after a while and yeah it wasn't that bad. haha.

today, choir practise and end of camp for that idiot. dunno why fly all the way to JJ for match. so i could go home, dump the bags and then send that ass home! haha see i make such a good boyfriend.

off to sleep now.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

so much for security

Vandals Rock School in the Central/North/ToaPayoh area

yesterday, an aspiring to be top5 JC school inthe Central/North/ToaPayoh area was rocked by a series of vadalism acts. the incidents happened in broad daylight sometime around lunch hour and were carefully executed to coincide with the security guard saboh singh's lunch hour.

the security guard, saboh singh discovered the most destructive of vandalism acts at about half past noon during his numerous yearly patrols around the school. that by itself, is amazing because the occasion where he decides to wake up from his nap is the occasion where vandals sturck.

said saboh singh, 'i normally sit in my cosy corner in some secluded part of the school, taking a well deserved nap and out of sight of anybody. all part of the plan, of course, so that would-be criminals will be lured into a false sense of security. today, i had a very pressing spider sense to make a patrol. as expected, i found one of the shutters to the staircase totally destroyed.'

the extent of the damage was not immediately revealed by the school for fears of more vandalism acts on their cheap and more of inconvenient instead of deterring shutters.

however, a student, who spoke on condition of anonyimouutoureoreru, described the description given by saboh singh as inaccurate.

'he is a frequent liar and totally unrealiable. many a times, i have caught him sleeping under the coconut tree. and he refuses to open the gate to let students out, causing great incovenience,' said the student.

'the shutters were totally smashed in and you would not have thought for a moment that tehy were made of metal. the metal was rammed inwards and the bottom was totally ripped from its moorings. on checking, the metal shutters were just like clothes hanging from the line and waving harmlessly in the wind. the illusion that it was made of sturdy metal was quickly dispelled once the thickness of the shutters were assertained,' continued the student.

'now i know how to get home fast.'

another student, who also spoke on condition of anonymooeurdsfsdfhd for fear of repercussions by the 'tyranic school authorities', said, 'this (the vandalisms) has definitely come about because of growing frustrations at the school. they keep us locked in, like animals in the zoo and the only was out to the mrt is to take a huge walk around the world.'

when this reporter visited the site of the vandalism, he saw for himself the extent of their suffering. students were climbing over the high fences, risking being electrocuted or breaking a few limbs at the least.

it seems that the vandalism is not about to stop soon, judging from the inconvenience which will lead to increasing frustrations.

-leon

Saturday, May 06, 2006

close to you

finally it's saturday! i didn't really enjoy weekends last time bcause i preferred school. weekends meant seeing my father which is kinda intimidating. now that i've grown up, in addition to school being totally 100% piece of shit, i love saturdays! i can go out at at will and meet up with that idiot too if i feel like it. haha.

it was quite a short week because it started on a monday. yeah 1 less day of a piece of shit. the week was made even shorter because on thursday, there was a special occasion. so friday will be like a groggy period when u just wake up from a dream. haha. was 'sick' on thursday so missed practice. bloody hell the teachers in charge totally suck. one is a freak the other is a control freak. polling day on saturday, so they die die must replace. fuck they put it on thursday even though there was guitar concert after that. 1.5hours. do what? warm up? assholes.

anyway ponned that shit for something much much more important and exclusive.

and on friday, had CIP helping out at the childcare centre. kakkak was like painting horror stories with the kids running all over her head, the kind you see in movies. haha could really sense dread when we were walking towards the place she was like whining, 'why do i have to go? can i not go?' those horror stories really almost became true when we stepped into the classroom.

'you again ar?'

haha wow that was fast. let's describe the place: small classroom with the plastic tables and chairs. whiteboard on the wall but it's to assign chores. teacher's table at the front corner of the classroom. and at the front, there's a statue of Mother Mary. on each tables, there's the same verse? or palsm? pasted on the top left corner. could tell it's a holy place. other than that, there was a shelf filled with board games with the protective guardian constantly nagging them to finish their work.

haha the kids number about 8, so we took 1 or 2 under our wing. we were supposed to 'guard' them and make them do their assessments. i asked the little kid i was guarding, Ansel, if they had to do this everyday. yup but after that they get to play. then they called the guardian, Auntie Valerie, she was called, an old hag. haiz little kids. but understandable la. haha.

Ansel was like a typical kid. whole day playing with the other kids. kakkak and yl got the tricky 1. sooooooooooo SMALL yet so disruptive. i think he's hardly up to my elbows la. haha. playing with their retractable pens and trying to poke kakkak's boobs. hahahahahahahahaha. damn funny. and they know what's the meaning of 'hot'. then they whisper it as if it's some bad word and giggle. haha.

'do you know what the meaning of 'hot'? it means sexy.' then giggles all around. hahaha.

then there's also talk about dragons and dungeons. i swear kids are getting more and more educated nowadays la! my 'education' also began around that time but i don't think it was that in depth. haha. then finally 5p.m. and we left. the kids chionged to play badminton. haha waves by to them.

hmmm one of them looks like my bro when he was young. long lanky and skinny type. the face also about the same. hahaa but my bro was quieter. not sure if dumber too. hahahaha.

commitment and to commit... what's the difference?

Sunday, April 30, 2006

my name...

my name is not xxx xxx xxx.

it's xxx xxxxxx.

and why? because a little girl wants it that way.