shit is falling from the sky!

1stly, i'm somehow known as full of shit by 2groups of unrelated people. and through my actions, i have been described as full of shit, subsequently resulting in my being named from of shit. wow i'm so honoured.

on the day of the dry run of the C.I.P. shit, i got so bored. bored not because i had nothing to do but because i think i had an attitude problem and a problem with the person running the whole thing. while the rest of my classmates were cutting out shapes, i was just using eyepower and muttering evil things under my breathe about how poorly run the whole thing was and how the in charge was totally thinking we (I) were(was) stupid. but on hindsight, problem was with me also because of my attitude.

so anyway i was so bored i cut out 5pieces of paper and wrote 'you are', 'a', 'bitch', 'mother' and 'fucker' on each of them. i asked my friend to chosse any number from 1 to 5 and i picked the pieces. haha so the sentence came out as: you are a bitch mother... but my friend wouldn't open the last word!

'mother what? mother what?' i pressured him.

and he pointed to someone behind me. uh oh. i turned around and it was my teacher! turns out she was there since the 1st piece was opened. haha i ran out of the classroom! haha damn stupid. later my teacher came to me and asked me jokingly, 'do you know what i'm going to write in your testimonial?'

of course i say no la! she told she was gonna write 'xxx is full of shit. he uses only vulgarities during discussions'. haha.

and that was the legend of shit.

and now for shit that drops from the sky! tonnes of them i tell you.

i was sitting at the booth with my friends, both from my cca and classmates and we were doing the poster. suddenly i noticed this sonofabitch sitting at one corner of the table quietly. let me be clear about my views about him. i have absolutely no respect for his views, intellect (if there's any) or him as a person. so my friend who was sitting directly opposite him wa joking with me how he was feeling stupider by the minute because of diffusion. 'a substance moves from a region of higher concentration to a region of lower concentration.' the substance in question was intelligence.

so i wouldn't be caught sitting at the same table as that loser. and it's not as if i went to him. that mutherfarker came to my table. FUCK YOU bitch, whoever invited you?

of course i couldn't tell him that. so i asked him, 'are you buying tickets?'

(stupid look. and give it a drone like that of a cow:) 'er how much?' (scrutinise use of language. again, lack of intelligence at play here. )

'6bucks.'

'er... abit expensive leh.' (focus attention to 2 ers in 2sentences running consequetively in less than 5seconds)

'then are you helping me with the poster?'

'er... no.' (why the ers, i wonder?)

'then would you mind? this is my booth and you're blocking it. (fuck off)'

and shit, he got up and went away! holy fuck he got the hint? hahaha.

then on saturday during practice, i was doing pull ups during breaks.

i heard someone shout, 'up, up not counted!' which i later found out to be from a friend.

then this sonabitch wobbledoodles took up arms and continued the barrage! what the fuck! he is the most obnoxious bastard and so arrogant asshole and i doubt he can even do 5pullups and he' s trying to fucking whatever he's doing to me?

'up up, not counted! chin above bar! up yes good.'

cibai i totally felt like walking up to him and kicking him in the balls. usually i am very firm on this point of attacking balls, but for a lowdown like him, i felt that it was the only justifiable thing to do, considering his status. and you know what? he's a bloody mutherfarker teacher!

in my cca, we call him the most eligible bachelor and of course, if you have intelligence like the previous shit character, you wouldn't understand the sarcasm.

so there! shit really drops from the sky, don't they?