idiot!

thanks for the chocolates and the flower stalk. haha i would have preferred the flower itself though. haha.

thanks for coming down to the concert idiot! and taking care of me!

best of all, thanks for being an idiot!

concert

the concert's tomorroW! haha i managed to sell off all my 20tickets except 1, which is good considering some who sold only 0 out of 20? fantastic man... but hopefully there'll be people turning up at the door to increase ticket volume.

i'm sick and it's because of not enough sleep. practices end so late. just a few bloody days ago, i reached home at 2330. wow that day was damn lucky man. i didn't have enough sleep cos i was doing some script, then woke up and fumbled and basically knocked into things. damn irritating. then kept sleeping throughout the day until practice. practice end, went to take mrt but my bloody ez link spoil! not the 1st time already but still enough to piss me off. then as i was about to tap my temporary card, some guy asked if the mrt was working. i thought siao 1. the thing so bright bright and only 10plus he asking if mrt working. haha realized that he wasn't crazy afterall when the bloody train stopped at each station for damn long and had to transfer train at dhoby ghaut.

fucking pissed! and the sign saying the train is arriving in approximately *30mins* is not very soothing either.

anyway continue this shit for a few days and ta dah, you have a sick ass!

vomitted in the morning but luckily cindy was there to give encouragement. haha. got pom poms and all. and wow is she horny! she asked me to quickly go toilet! haahah...

concert tmr... i wonder how it'll go, after so many months of preparation. then in less than a month, prelims.

wa lao can stop time or not? don't wanna leave school because i can't see the idiot anymorE!

what others say about lipids

cindy says:

arrggh i'm so fat! i want a flat tummy!

i think i'm getting fat!

shit i'm so heavy!

i think i've put on 2kg!

eat so much wait grow fat!

shit la i'm growing fat!

yay i think i burnt fats just now!

my mom's friends say that i'm fat!

ha ha your ******'s a total fucker!
after reading FATTY's blog.

lipids

whenever i think of this person, i writhe in pain and agony. all i want to do is to go up to her and slap her in the face. maybe then her legs will also vibrate because fats are more non-vicous than muscle. haha.

sometimes i tell the idiot and we always burst out laughing, either her at me or both of us together. it'll be me shivering at the thought of all the fats and she'll be beside me laughing her ass off or making it worse by saying some shit like but you can't escape it what. must face up to it.

yuuuuuuuuck disgusting piece of a person man. all fats no character. fuck justin read her blog and said that she's more horny than the both of us combined. haha how true. fat bitch.

now, whenever i check out the enemy's blog, i feel like really going up to her saying,

'FATTY! stop being so horny!' and then slapping her face, just to see her legs vibrate. haha!

haha that is so like the tone cindy uses while talking to me!

shit is falling from the sky!

1stly, i'm somehow known as full of shit by 2groups of unrelated people. and through my actions, i have been described as full of shit, subsequently resulting in my being named from of shit. wow i'm so honoured.

on the day of the dry run of the C.I.P. shit, i got so bored. bored not because i had nothing to do but because i think i had an attitude problem and a problem with the person running the whole thing. while the rest of my classmates were cutting out shapes, i was just using eyepower and muttering evil things under my breathe about how poorly run the whole thing was and how the in charge was totally thinking we (I) were(was) stupid. but on hindsight, problem was with me also because of my attitude.

so anyway i was so bored i cut out 5pieces of paper and wrote 'you are', 'a', 'bitch', 'mother' and 'fucker' on each of them. i asked my friend to chosse any number from 1 to 5 and i picked the pieces. haha so the sentence came out as: you are a bitch mother... but my friend wouldn't open the last word!

'mother what? mother what?' i pressured him.

and he pointed to someone behind me. uh oh. i turned around and it was my teacher! turns out she was there since the 1st piece was opened. haha i ran out of the classroom! haha damn stupid. later my teacher came to me and asked me jokingly, 'do you know what i'm going to write in your testimonial?'

of course i say no la! she told she was gonna write 'xxx is full of shit. he uses only vulgarities during discussions'. haha.

and that was the legend of shit.

and now for shit that drops from the sky! tonnes of them i tell you.

i was sitting at the booth with my friends, both from my cca and classmates and we were doing the poster. suddenly i noticed this sonofabitch sitting at one corner of the table quietly. let me be clear about my views about him. i have absolutely no respect for his views, intellect (if there's any) or him as a person. so my friend who was sitting directly opposite him wa joking with me how he was feeling stupider by the minute because of diffusion. 'a substance moves from a region of higher concentration to a region of lower concentration.' the substance in question was intelligence.

so i wouldn't be caught sitting at the same table as that loser. and it's not as if i went to him. that mutherfarker came to my table. FUCK YOU bitch, whoever invited you?

of course i couldn't tell him that. so i asked him, 'are you buying tickets?'

(stupid look. and give it a drone like that of a cow:) 'er how much?' (scrutinise use of language. again, lack of intelligence at play here. )

'6bucks.'

'er... abit expensive leh.' (focus attention to 2 ers in 2sentences running consequetively in less than 5seconds)

'then are you helping me with the poster?'

'er... no.' (why the ers, i wonder?)

'then would you mind? this is my booth and you're blocking it. (fuck off)'

and shit, he got up and went away! holy fuck he got the hint? hahaha.

then on saturday during practice, i was doing pull ups during breaks.

i heard someone shout, 'up, up not counted!' which i later found out to be from a friend.

then this sonabitch wobbledoodles took up arms and continued the barrage! what the fuck! he is the most obnoxious bastard and so arrogant asshole and i doubt he can even do 5pullups and he' s trying to fucking whatever he's doing to me?

'up up, not counted! chin above bar! up yes good.'

cibai i totally felt like walking up to him and kicking him in the balls. usually i am very firm on this point of attacking balls, but for a lowdown like him, i felt that it was the only justifiable thing to do, considering his status. and you know what? he's a bloody mutherfarker teacher!

in my cca, we call him the most eligible bachelor and of course, if you have intelligence like the previous shit character, you wouldn't understand the sarcasm.

so there! shit really drops from the sky, don't they?

kept promises!

i'm damn glad both of us kept our promises, though it needed encouragement from YOU to help me keep them. see i shy. haha and oh, putting you in CAPS make it sound like i'm talking about this D.O.G. person. more about that later.

haha it's cool the 1st time we talk on the phone after any shit happens. it's all normal talk (read: full of laughing and joking) without any hint of any problems. then after awhile we can start talking about the problems. wow i will never be able to start joking with the person immediately when talking on the phone. it'll be all gloom and doom. so it'll take a special idiot to be able to pull that off. haha idiot i'm talking about you!

from now on, my phone will be on 24/7 awaiting your call, ready for you to turn to me when you need me. 4times is waaaaaaay too much. thanks for telling me.

love ya.

the promise

make a little promise
and seal it with a kiss

are promises just for wimps?
done in a spur of the moment?
the epitome of that moment?
just that moment?

or are we gonna be brave?
and act upon them?
carry them through for all time?
all that time we're together?

no matter what, no matter how, no matter how much we cannot bring ourselves to do it? no matter how futile it's going to be? no matter how much we think it's not going work?

promise made on friday, 14th july. am i going to be a wimp?

happy birthday...

wa lao... the past few days has been totally packed. packed with choir!!!!!! coming back at 10pm is the bloody norm la. much as i enjoy hanging out with all of them, i need sleep! haha i can't function without sleep! like mattho said, we haven't been seeing sunset for many days now, because by the time we get out of the LTs or CC, it's already dark.

but it's quite fun actually, except for the gruelling hours. especially after choir where all the guys will stay back. haha it's because all of us suck! but i suck more than all of them combined la. fuck i totally take my words back about me improveing man, cos the stupid 'fuck you for the music' is totally shit! haha but we really get high man. no drugs, just oxygen. mabbe after everyone leaves, too much oxygen, overdose? haha whole day going HAAAAAAAAAARDDDY GAY WOOOOO! SAY SAY SAY. and all those shit. damn fun man. but tiring!

haha amidst all the action, some little girls birthday came creeping ever so slowly up. in fact, she grew 1cm in the past year! amazing how fast little kids can grow! haha. damn breaks were, for the 1st time, fully utilised because there's absolutely no time at home! ok excuses... i wanna apologize to YOU if all the presents are not satisfactory ok? my effort is nothing compared to your 2weeks of preparation so i'm really sorry if they don't make your birthday memorable.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

you think we whole day take taxi ar?

if you had read the sunday times today, there was a report on the fee hike on taxis. according to the report, it will be better to own a car instead of taking a taxi since the difference in cost is so small that it does not need to be taken into account. pay little bit more, get your own car, so convenient and shiok, might as well buy car? but they based their report on someone who takes a taxi indiscriminately whether it's to the NTUC to buy groceries or to work.

nahbeh you think we whole day take taxi ar?

also, they compared this with buying the cheapest car, made in china. wa lao you want to buy this type cheapo car, you might as well buy a bicycle? yes, it's cheaper and affordable but do you need to even consider buying a car if you have to stoop so low and scrimp and save just for 1? it says alot about your income and yourself as a person. no money still wanna show off. go die la! of course, there's legitimate and justified cases such as using it as a cheap form of transport to send your grandmother to hospital for her thrice weekly pyhsiotherpay but how many of us have grandmothers who need to go hospitals so often?

nahbeh who say buy car about the same as taxi?

take MRT or SBS Mercedes la! bigger is better!

busy bumble bee

there's been choir for like how many few days straight in a row? at least 4, i think, according to mattho. the practices were for the stupid college day. waste of time practising 2stupid songs. but the exposure was good and it gave us lots of things to improve. more on that later.

but 1st, the actual day itself on friday. i was conveniently 'sick' on that day so i missed a few lessons. not that i lost much except only for a short bio lecture. the rest of the day was just giving back test results. wa lao i got like just pass for bio and chem for those sections they gave back la! knn for bio, no prob because i know the remaning section will be quite well done. as for chemi, i have the greatest forebidding feeling. 21/40 and i didn't do 3pages for the remaining section. only a bloody counting error or a typo error will save me man. hahaha. anyway got to be happy about the results, considering i didn't study. but it's a definitely no-no if i'm gonna do this shit again. but at least i have a close approximate of what i'll get if i black out during the actual 'A' Levels. haha controlled test.

so we sang in practise. sound was wonderful and we did the other songs for our concert. i think there's advantages to being super lousy. the other damn pro guy was scolded by conductor for not knowing the score well enough even though he could side read. as for me, i think my lousiness covered up the fact that i hadn't learnt the piece before. damn it man it's totally crash course la! hahaha but must give a little credit to myself and the conductor. he's good and i've learnt and improved alot (or so i hope) and i get things faster. not bad for a basketball convert. haha.

so we sang again, this time the actual 1. it was ok but it was certainly not up to expectations and plenty of room for improvements. dunno what the result would be if issssssssssssac had conducted. i mean, there's a huge difference between a professional and a student and there's no denying that fact; the encouraging and giving the choir more confidence to sing out...

went back to the AVA and had a post mortem. haha that's the word. and then off to eat. bloody hell we thought there was dinner since we collected our boxed LUNCH. after that no more boxes for DINNER. so everyone ate the shit that was from afternoon. i sat with the guys. feeling hungry still, me and zhizong took a little walk in search of food. imagine our surprise when there was catered food!!!!! we went back and told the others to abandon the shit they were eating. haha we got table. rather small, and rather high, about chest level, the kind you can hav cosy talks. haha. kakak and pres joined us and that's when the discussion got real interesting. haha many personalities were mentioned and our views given. very enjoyable.

and today, i think i finshed learning the whole of the song without any formal sectional. damn i'm good. hahahahahahaha now to get it better...

where is the idiot... why are the stupid exams taking so long to be done with? i can't see her!!!!!! but friday with her was wonderful though. haha explains the 'conveniently sick'.

power of Kong

yeeeeeessssh, KongQuble wins it for the team.

more aobut KongQuble and its founding fathers soon.

wind water sun

i give up for bio. 3huge binded stacks of notes to go through and i'm done with only 3/4 of the middle stack. no use burning the midnight oil. gonna be wasted effort when i get so sleepy and nothing gets into my head even though i may be 'looking' at the notes. law of marginal returns.

no sleep, no function. so i shall draw upon the wise teachings of china to guide me through these difficult times.

sturdy rock stands strong immovable

forceful rain and punishing wind do no harm

but gentle water and flowing stream

weather rock away

day by day

be like the water, my young one,

and flow without form,

hit the shit out of the rock (bio)

bit by bit.

-KongQuble

the expanse of water holds volume enough to beat the shit out of bio.

but force, coupled with flowing grace, shall beat the shit out of bio even more.

checks

materials, check, a long long time ago.

instructions on what to do with it, check, today when i realized i'm gonna fail my tests.

where to start, check, today, after that wake up call.

when to start, still checking.

i need time to digest.

oooooooooooooh...

ooooooooh GP is tomorrow.

my friend asked me how to do a Physics question and i bravely said i was 'S' Paper student.

ooooh i didn't know how to do it.

oooooh i'm playing com now.

oooooooh i'm not surprised if i'm gonna fail my tests.

oooooh i'm dead.

i'm a matttt

salah alamak! i thought school holidays end 31june la. but alamak, they don't follow lunar calendar la. lunar calendar for us mats, everyday sunday 1. but only different sundays of the month. alamak, i thought this month got 31sundays la! haha.

so, got problem la! 31sundays suddenly cut short to 21sundays! 31sundays - 1week = 21sundays. so alamak, here's when the problem comes in. i planned my 31sundays so beautifully already. 1st week of sundays, go china. note to self, bring vacuum pack mutton rations for 1week if not i die there. 2nd week, well deserved rest from 1 whole year of slacking la. then last 2weeks, open the books to prepare to score! goals for block test 2.

then suddenly, ALAMAK! where did my 1week of sundays go to? it's alright if you suddenly find one week of sundays missing. at most stay at home ALAMAKING for 1day la! but problem la. N.S. checkup i put on the missing sunday week! DOUBLE ALAMAK! so how la? that missing sunday week, turns out to be test week! TRIPLE ALAMAK! how you tell me?

ahhh... never mind, bandai me call them up and talk to them laaaa... so we talk to them phone and we alamak together, them presto! they changed my date for me. ok boleh, so problem solved.

now still DOUBLE ALAMAK! just now from TRIPLE reduced to DOUBLE. why? ALAMAK still got test la! and the missing 1week of sundays still missing.

normally test no problem for me la, but this time i think i spent too much time passed out after passing out from too much guitar music.

when you have music man, your life is music.

so i play play and play guitar until i forgot the time. but never mind what, all sundays. but now, weekends gonna end soon.

habis la.

health is wealth

i just came back from swimming. damn, i feel healthy! haha. luckily i wasn't accosted by gays in the pool or in the changing room. some guys just have all the luck and i hate it when it's me. haha.

the kiddy idiot wants to run and swim everyday. run in the morning and swim in the afternoon. however, 2 reservations:

1)she doesn't want to grow muscles
2)she doesn't want to grow black

i tell her go and die.

haha and knowing the limits of the human body and also knowming myself and my willpower to fight laziness, i told her i'll only swim in the afternoon. so she said she'll wake up at 6a.m. and run but she'll need me to give her morning call.

wow so loving huh? wanna hear my voice 1st thing in the morning. haha but you realise i myself have difficulty waking up at all, and waking up for no good reason (giving you morning call) at that? haha.

swimming in the afternoon. a very self sacrificing thought. a healthy living thought that will most probably not be realised.

but still i feel healthy for thinking healthy thoughts!

flight

hmmm come to think of it, i'm damn happy that the flight to and from china was a transit flight. hahaha i love planes and i think the best part of the whole ride is when the plane takes off or lands.

super cool! imagine so many tonnes of aluminium, kersosene and human and ariline food lifting off from the ground. imagine going at almost 300km/hour and you don't even feel it! the roar the engines! woohoo man...

so, a transit flight means more take offs and landings! yay! haha other than take off and landing, turbulence is quite fun too! no wonder my neighbour likes it so much too. haha bouncing up and down in air. hmmm but i don't think it'll be that fun if the aircraft just bounces down down down down... haha.

oh random agian but on the return flight on the descent, i think the bloody pilot/stewardess were fucking or something like that, so they somehow hit the pressure switch and messed up the pressure. haha but damn pain la the ear! haha i thought it was gonna burst anytime man. imagine me manning the controls and increasing and decreasing the pressure. haha i think the plane will explode la! haha.

alright off to sleep!

let's you and i...

'take a shot a jesus. if he doesn't work, i'm sure the devil will take you back.' - taken from a friend's nick.

my initial reaction was FUCK YOU!

what's it trying to say? if i don't subscribe to your religion, i'm doomed to eternal damnnation shit? FUCK! and i bet people like you will be getting angry and saying i'm anti-Cxxxxt. and what's my problem? my problem is that i don't believe in life after death and you're going, 'neh neh nenny poo poo, i'm getting lotsa sweets after i die and you're just gonna get fucked in the ass.' oh fuck you.

and you'll say i'm scared. oh shuddup, you people have all the couter arguments compiled in a book just up your sleeve. the worst thing is, you hide behind a shroud of holiness.

but what to do? you're my friend. just that you've been white washed by the huge evil money-laundering corporation which has so grotesquely twisted the meaning of faith.

i hate these type of corporations and the people they breed. oooooh i'm in it and i'ma coooool. you're not? ooooooh how unlucky. how about joining us for a little R&R? consumerism i tell you. totally deviated from the true meaning.

somehow, i prefer the traditional Sunday mass, the type you read in story books. boring sessions yes, but they have faith. nowadays, with all the rock bands and activities 'to attract and make it more appealing to youths', you can't bloody be sure if the people there are posers or true believers. for these organisations, i'm compelled to think it's the latter.

sadly enough, it's people and organisations like these that make the headlines and also the majority. you don't see the true believers (who aren't hypocrites, who don't go around saying, 'you're not part of my FAMILY? oh you're damned.') as who they are until they tell you. you wouldn't know that their faith is entrenched deep in their hearts. they keep their personal friend private. those are the people i respect, both individually and religiously.

PISS ON YOU hypocrites!

fuck blogger

what the fuck! i wasted so much time painstakingly posting about 100photos 5photos at one time and out comes just 1 stupid post which can hold a maximum of 10photos!

bloody hell i was happily uploading and didn't realise anything was amiss until i saw so few photos which were definitely not worth my 45mins! bloody hell

screw u blogger! i'm not gonna post anymore.

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